Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Women's T-Shirt tijuana Red brushstroke text reads "LO-PAN'S"

Red brushstroke text reads "LO-PAN'S" above yellow stylized block text reading "SORCERY ACADEMY

Distressed white text in a dripping slasher-style font reads "CEREAL KILLER" across two lines

Parents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once

Santa's cookie demands carry the same energy as a loan shark checking in on Christmas Eve

Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Women's T-Shirt tijuana Red brushstroke text reads "LO-PAN'S"Enrollment at a two thousand year old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting. Lo Pan's curriculum is mostly monologues and lightning fingers. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A high contrast posterized illustration depicts Lo Pan in an ornate headdress, arms outstretched with long gnarled fingernails, surrounded by